Good evening ladies and gentlemen my name is Wilfred Warfstache. Today I'm investigating the demise of Markiplier.
Ya see one day it was a normal day and I was watching some of my favorite Markiplier videos and it turns out he uploaded a new one titled ''Markiplier.exe'' so I watched it and it began with his usual intro of "HELLO ERRYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER" and then EVIL PATRIXXX came up behind him and fired his evil lazers at him killing him instantly.
Now Mr. PATRIXXX. Why do you think that Markiplier deserved his demise?
Wait.
PATRIXXX.
What are you doing?
NO.
NO.
FUCK OFF PATRIXXX. WILFRED WARFSTACHE DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NOBODY.
Then EVIL PATRIXXX took off his disguise revealing that it was just Adolf Hitler pretending to be EVIL PATRIXXX and then Wilfred Warfstache took off his disguise revealing that he was also really Adolf Hitler.
Then Hitler removed his disguise to reveal that he was really Markiplier and Hitler removed his disguise to find out that it was really EVIL PATRIXXX.
Then it showed Markiplier with hyper realistic eyes and an angry face.